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A few jokes about anabolic steroids, bodybuilders and working out that I heard recently...
How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: Five. One to screw in the light bulb, and four others to tell him how
great he looks while doing it.
What do you get when you cross a bodybuilder and a gorilla?
Answer: A stupid gorilla.
The Queen of England was visiting some of the USA's top
hospitals, and during her tours of one of the floors she passed a room where a
male patient was masturbating. "Oh my God", said the queen,
"that's disgraceful, what's the purpose of this?" The doctor replied,
"That man is a body builder who is taking special treatment to build up his
testosterone levels after a cycle. As a result his testicles fill up with semen
very rapidly. If he doesn't do that 5 times a day, they'll explode, and the man
would die instantly." "Oh, I'm sorry", said the Queen. On the
next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient oral sex.
"Oh my God", said the Queen,
"what's happening in there?" The doctor replied, "same problem,
better health plan."
A woman walked up to a bald little old man rocking in a chair
on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said.
"What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I take huge amounts of testosterone every week, as well as growth hormone,
DNP, winstrol, deca, T3 and diuretics. Besides that I party hard every weekend,
take ecstasy, cocaine and drink like hell"
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-six," he said.
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